The title might sound like a Karan Johar film (Replace all possible C’s with K’s) or a Balaji Telefilms soap… but what follows is about, the now good old global meltdown we are in. One Raj Kumar Sharma, a Mumbai based Astro Finance Specialist was kinda tracking the shit we are in today and never bothered to warn us, atleast me ahead of time. Wasn’t Astrology all about foretelling…. …and by the way I never knew a profession called Astro Finance existed???
He goes about explaining that the whole crisis could be zeroed in on unfavourable planetary alignements of Saturn and Leo and their Indian mythological contemporaries M/s Rahu, Ketu & Co.
Saturn happens to be the son of Leo the Sun, who is the father…makes sense???.
He further goes on to tell us that the father and son don’t get along in the same house and would you believe it, they happened to be in the same house, since around July and this bloke didn’t bother to inform any one of us.… but for the world of me I just fail to understand how the poor brothers (the Lehman) got involved and closed shop lock, stock and barrel in this celestial, but father-son conflict.
One Christopher Kevill a financial astrological columnist (an extension of the profession I never knew existed) quotes ‘When Saturn is 150 Degrees away from another planet and in this case Rahu, the North Lunar node’ (whatever or wherever that is) ‘tends to reflect a state of uncertainty, of fear. Its more complicated than that but its just one layer of the explanation’
But the interesting fact here is that Mr. Sharma our Astro Finance Specialist is bullish while Mr. Christopher Kevill is bearish, but we the people will only be seeing stars on any stock market index for some time to come. So folks check out if an Astro Finance Specialist is sitting on the board of your Portfolio Managing Company.
No wonder in those days The Hindu used to print the Night sky during a month a couple of pages before the Business pages….
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