Thursday, February 5, 2009

Lip lock strictly after wedlock…

Or else you will find your self in the lock up is what a court in India has ruled.

Just as a married couple had their obscularis muscles juxtaposed the cops in Delhi picked them up and booked them under charges of PDA or Public display of affection.

On a legal note though, a lawyer got them out claiming thus

"Obscenity charges get attracted when the act is so obscene that it encourages depravity or annoys the public. In this case both these contents are missing because the chargesheet is silent on any passersby as originally claimed,"

So better don’t kiss your wife unless you are carrying several copies of your marriage registration.

From being booked for kissing up north to being molested for a pint of beer. Strange things have been happening in India in the recent past. The Raj and Ram Senas created havoc in different parts of the country whipping up regional and religious sentiments. While the Raj sena is trying to beat up the Northies back to the north, the Ram sena is targeting spaghettis, no not the Italian delicacy. A mug of beer and spaghetti are against the Hindu and Indian culture claims Muthalik who now shares the dais with eminent anti liberal fanatics of the likes of Mulla Omar of the Taliban. We may soon see Muthalikinisation of B’lore and M’lore. He has gone a step further by announcing he would marry off all the ‘dating’ couples on Valentines Day. So all you to-be-married’s step on to Brigade Road in Bangalore on Valentines Day with a signboard ‘DATING’ and Sir Muthalik will ensure you are happily married, not a bad deal though in these times of recession, some cost saving on marital expenses.

I’m happy I grew up learning to respect and enjoy each others cast, religious, regional and gender orientations. I wish to recollect a play which all of us friends irrespective of caste or creed watched and laughed at, ‘Mahabarathil Mangatha’ a spoof on the epic Mahabharata where the Pandava brothers play poker against the Kauravas with their wife Draupadi (mind you wife & not wives) as the stake and the Kauravas even go to the extent of disrobing Draupadi. It is a much narrated event from the epic Mahabharata…Can the Muthaliks claim that this act represents Hindu / Indian culture?

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